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... of writing long, ranty posts and then deleting them without, you know, posting, because the writing was already cathartic enough and the steam's all used up ( Read more... )

- Ten meters of floor.

- The stairs.

- The terrace door.

- The wall next to the door.

- Me.

I had cat puke in my hair.

Dear universe, can I please catch a fucking break now?

So.

Written exams are over. I have successfully alienated everyone I know by being a paranoid scaredy-pants and whining too much. My posting-cred is gone. I have approximately 2.6 minutes of free time before I have to get back in the ring for round two, known as the oral exams.

How many books are there in the world and why do I need to read ( Read more... )

--- Reviewers that practically give a blow by blow description of the story in their review, without commenting. Just rehashing. I know what happened, people, I wrote the damn thing.

On the upside, I just finished my second round through all my study material. And perfectly on time, too. I might just survive the next five weeks.

( The following involves serial killers, linguistic gushing, my brain and possibly cats. No-one was harmed in the production of this text. Except maybe me, but that's okay. Spank me, Frankie. )

Only Warning: I'm about to rant and curse violently and talk in italics because it's way too lateearly for this and, Jesus.

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One-shots are not supposed to hit 31k shortly after the halfway point, goddamn that motherlovin' fuckin' piece of crap that just keeps mutating and growing and where did all that fuckin' plot come from anyway, I ask you, ( Read more... )